It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr!
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
- Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
- You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions
- You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
- You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :(
- Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)
MY GOD! Does this work? IS THIS HOW YOU ALL HAVE BEEN DOING IT??
I can’t even process. And Now I’ll have to try it.
Which terrifies me, actually… O.o
It absolutely works! I do this every single time I need a thick cat-eye.
If you’re worried about it hurting or have sensitive eyes/skin try buying a roll of fabric-like medical tape you can get at any drugstore.
You made all the males attractive when I thought there was no hope for them. You, my good artist, are a miracle-worker.
Why are Ursula and the Queen of Hearts skinnier?
hoooooooly shit this is amazing
Holy tits. Villains never looked so good! o:
Don’t usually reblog Disney, but can we just have a moment to talk about how hot Hook got?
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